- By J.V Charles
- 2025-06-02
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PSG’s Insane 15-0 Beatdown of Inter in the Champions League Final: A MAGA-Charged Victory
By JV Charles, Senior Editor at JVPolitical.com | June 2, 2025
Man, oh man, what a night! Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) straight-up demolished Inter Milan 5-0 in the 2025 UEFA Champions League final at Munich’s Allianz Arena on June 1, 2025. This wasn’t just a win—it was a total smackdown, the kind that makes your jaw drop. It’s the biggest blowout ever in a Champions League final, and as the proud, Trump-loving voice of JVPolitical.com, I’m here to break it down with some serious MAGA swagger. PSG’s win is all about grit, teamwork, and kicking butt, and I’m fired up to tell you why it’s got our red, white, and blue hearts racing!
Key Takeaways
- Epic Blowout: PSG’s 5-0 thrashing of Inter Milan is the biggest shutout in Champions League final history.
- Kid Steals Show: 19-year-old Désiré Doué lit up the field with two goals and a killer pass.
- Team Over Egos: PSG dumped the diva vibes for a squad that fights like brothers.
- MAGA Energy: This win’s got that Trump-style hustle—bold, tough, and all about winning big.
- Where to Watch: UK fans caught it on TNT Sports or discovery+, while US folks tuned into CBS or Paramount+.
PSG’s Crazy Journey to Glory
Alright, let’s set the stage. PSG used to be the team with all the flash—big shots like Messi, Neymar, and Mbappé—but they kept coming up empty in the Champions League. It was like owning a shiny sports car that wouldn’t start. After Mbappé jetted to Real Madrid and Neymar and Messi headed to Saudi Arabia and Miami, PSG said, “We’re done with that noise!” Coach Luis Enrique rolled in like a boss, building a team that plays like a tight-knit crew, not a bunch of show-offs. Remind you of anyone? Yup, it’s got that Trump vibe—cut the crap, focus up, and get the job done.
PSG’s path to Munich was wild. They took down giants like Arsenal and Liverpool, proving they could slug it out with the big dogs. Inter Milan, who’d sent Bayern Munich and Barcelona packing, rolled in with a defense tougher than a brick wall, shutting out eight teams in the tournament. Folks thought this’d be a close one. Ha! PSG had other plans.
The Final: PSG Brought the Pain
First Half: Inter Got Wrecked Early
Game time was 3:00 p.m. ET, and PSG came out like they were on a mission. Twelve minutes in, Achraf Hakimi blasted a rocket past Inter’s goalie, and I was screaming at my screen. Eight minutes later, 19-year-old Désiré Doué danced through the defense and made it 2-0, thanks to a sweet pass from Vitinha. Inter’s so-called iron defense looked like it was made of paper. By halftime, PSG was up 2-0, and the crowd was going nuts.
Second Half: Pure Destruction
The second half was like watching a monster truck crush a pile of junk cars. Doué struck again in the 63rd minute, making history as the first guy to rack up three goal contributions in a final. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia piled on with a fourth in the 73rd minute, and Vitinha sealed the deal with a banger late in the game. Final score: 5-0. Inter didn’t just lose—they got humiliated. Fans on X were freaking out: “PSG 5-0 INTER MILAN… Absolute chaos,” posted @Abu_Tajmahal76. Another user, @CGTNSportsScene, called it “the craziest win in #UCLFinal history!”
The MVPs
- Désiré Doué: This kid’s a freaking rockstar. Two goals, one assist, and a post-game quote that hit me right in the feels: “Paris, you’re my everything. We did this!”
- Vitinha: Dude was a playmaking machine, setting up Doué’s first goal and nailing the last one.
- Luis Enrique: The coach turned PSG into a beast, showing you don’t need prima donnas to dominate.
Why MAGA Folks Are Pumped
At JVPolitical.com, we’re all about standing tall, working hard, and winning big. PSG’s victory is like a Trump campaign rally on steroids. They ditched the overpaid hotshots and built a squad that fights as one. It’s the same energy as Trump taking on the elites and coming out on top. This 5-0 massacre is proof that when you stay focused and swing hard, you can crush anyone. To my MAGA brothers and sisters, this win’s for us—loud, proud, and unstoppable.
Why This Game’s Gonna Be All Over the Internet
Soccer nuts, listen up! This match is gonna light up Google searches, and here’s why:
- Insane Score: A 5-0 in a final? That’s the kind of thing fans talk about forever.
- New Heroes: Doué’s breakout and Ousmane Dembélé’s Ballon d’Or hype keep PSG in the spotlight.
- Huge Audience: Millions watched on CBS, Paramount+, TNT Sports, and discovery+, so the buzz is everywhere.
FAQs
What was the score of the 2025 Champions League final?
PSG obliterated Inter Milan 5-0, the biggest blowout ever in a final.
Who scored for PSG?
Achraf Hakimi (12th minute), Désiré Doué (20th and 63rd), Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (73rd), and Vitinha brought the heat.
Where’d they play?
Allianz Arena, Munich, Germany, on June 1, 2025.
How’d I watch it?
UK folks saw it on TNT Sports 1, TNT Sports Ultimate, or discovery+. In the US, it was CBS or Paramount+.
Why’s this win such a big deal?
It’s PSG’s first Champions League trophy, won by a team that plays like a unit after years of falling short.
References
- Goal.com: “Your guide to watching PSG vs Inter Champions League final”
- The Athletic: “PSG vs. Inter Milan: 2025 UEFA Champions League Final breakdown”
- Yahoo Sports: “Live updates from PSG vs. Inter Milan final”
- UEFA.com: “Paris vs Inter match preview”
- CBS Sports: “How to stream PSG vs. Inter”
- X Posts: @WhyUfikelate, @CGTNSportsScene, @ojobabatundeiso, @Abu_Tajmahal76, @aintbychanzz__, @FansTribeHQ, @talkSPORT, @Interpost:0-7